Our Review of the Films of Robert A Kotabish RAK Films Invisible Terror, Kill Them Right RAK film Shorts 3

 Greetings Faithful Followers,

We've reached the month of December in this Dumpster Fire we call 2020 and not a moment too soon if you ask me, I hope at the time your all reading this you all and your friends and families find yourselves safe and well. A warm and heartfelt Happy Holidays from Your Old Pal Brother Jack, Brother James, Countess Boobula, Inferna, Lady Torrid Ash & Syn ,Ghoulia & the rest of the gang here at the Monastery of Mayhem.Keep the faith we're all in this together we got the orange Asshole outta office lets hope we see better things from gropin joe and Kamala and that 2021 brings us all back to normal. Oh and BTW SUCK IT YOU HACK!!! (like i was really gonna forget that..LOL). Keep your eyes peeled friends 2020 may have thrown the Angry Brothers and crew a few curve balls but we will be back !

Now that the seasonal bullshit is out of the way lets get down to business, I recieved 3 film from Ohio indie film producer Robert A Kotabish, Who specilizes in busty actress cheesy acting and plots but that is not necessarly a bad thing.

Invisible Terror-A Carly Justice Adventure

Dakota Skye

This  superhero/spy short film deals with a psychopath named poppy (and yes she uses souped up opium poppies to control peoples minds) and our heroine Carly Justice attempts at stopping her. Carly Justice played by The voluptuous Dakota Skye (a staple in Kotabish's acting troupe) engages in a rather comical change around a chemical warehouse with Poppy (Mimi Randall) and being bonked on the head several times in harley quinn fashion by poppy. The film outlines how poppy is a unmedicated psychopath under the control of Queen Nakita (played by ukranian actress Mila Naakov). Kotabish in true Hitchcock fashion appears in all his films as the head of the spy organization trying to stop the villains and can match his busty actress bite for bite in chewing scenery as someone who has chewed his fair share of scenery on camera all i can saw is well played sir well played. The Henchmen Mean and Sweaty should have changed their names to Huge and Flabby the only things these guys would have been a threat to is the world supply of fried chicken and ding dongs. I had never heard a ford groan before when these 2 guys climbed into it. 

The film included several Bonus features a 60's reminiscent go-go dance by Local Omaha Actress and Model Becki Bullets a kotabish discovery and near and dear to the Angry Brothers Hearts. SO please check that content out if you buy this film

Kill Them Right 

Angela Bassett 

This film was somewhat longer that Invisible Terror by roughly 3 times  and again is in the same vein as the Carley Justice film it deals with a megalomaniacal RAKS (get it ) organization of busty young women hell bent on world domination and bad german accents and the heroic WKS group of american superspies trying to stop them. This film had several stand out actresses for their acting abilities Such as Angela Basset as Capt Schultz and our fellow Horror Hostess Janet Jay as news girl JJ Tarrington. Another Stand out performance was Actress Dakota Dubl as holden one of the WKS agents. Again Kotabish reprises his role as the head of the spy organization to appear in this film. All in all a good effort on the part of RAK films We enjoyed it.

RAK film Shorts 3 

Super Wendy 

This was a collection of short films featuring the actresses of RAK films Mila Nabokov, Dakota Skye and Super wendy just to name a few. These shorts show the actress doing mundane tasks such as cleaning the kitchen or working on a laptop computers some do show the actresses dancing and Super Wendy being named as 2020s RAK actress of the year. The girls are all busty and attractive and kotabbish does an excellent job of illustrating that in the various vignettes he presents although he should have put Becki Bullets in that feature Hopefully he will in RAK short Films 4. 

The Films and Content that RAK and Kotabish are not going to win any awards for earth shattering social commentary or social impact..but heres the gag people they dont have to The films of robert Kotabish and RAK films should be viewed as they are intended to be by normal or not so normal american men and bisexual females who like thier women hot,busty and maybe slightly trashy but in a good way the people that Robert Kotabishs films will appeal to are your friends your neighbors and if you an honest to god american hopefully yourself also I like em what american wouldn't? So were gonna say RAK films and Robert Kotabish is definitely Angry Brothers Approved.

Brother Jacks Review of The Dead Dont Die & Brightburn

Greetings Faithful followers

Its been a while since you all heard from myself,brother James, the countess or any of the rest of the gang here at the monastery of mayhem, that,s on brother Jack work ups n downs of the home situation etc you all will be hearing more from me here in the days ahead.  So Lets get the ball rolling in 2020 with a couple of good old fashioned movie reviews.; hang on to your hats this could get a little weird.

When I bought The Dead Dont Die a film by Jim Jarmusch I was not expecting the dark almost existential black comedy that unfolded itself before me. The Cast of the film was definitely at the top of their collective games, Bill Murray playing the easy going chief of police of the town of Centerville, Adam Driver and Chloe Sevigny playing deputies Ronnie Peterson and Mindy Morrison.
The movie had some excellent co starring roles from such luminaries as Danny Glover, Steve Buscemi, Carol Kane and Rapper RZA. The Movie was stolen By Tilda Swinton  as the Scottish(?) undertaker Zelda Winston. The Supporting Cast was so chock full of starts I would be hard pressed to name them all, the only detraction was Selena Gomez whos sole purpose to me was to have her ass on camera as much as possible hanging out of a pair of daisy dukes,,that could just be me but i doubt it.

The plot of the film starts steady showing the idyllic samness of small town life the the triggering event occurs polar frakking  has shifted the earth on its axis this causing the dead to reanimate with darkly hilarious results. This film showcases Bill Murray,s comedic talents not like films like GhostBusters or What About Bob? but in a more subtle or subversive way like Scrooged or The Life Aquatic it slips around any preconceptions and kicks you brain in the nads creating many WTF moments throughout the film. Adam Driver and Chloe Sevigny turned in excellent performances as well The Ends of these characters in the film run the gamut from heroic to poignant but i wont give any further spoilers.

The most unexpected stand out of this film was Tilda Swinton as samurai sword swinging undertaker Zelda Winston the role was played with a quirky zen panache that Ms Swinton delivers so well for example the film Constantine comes to mind, Steve Buscemi playing mildly racist farmer miller who got his just deserts at the end delivered a standout performance.

The storytelling was tight and well written paying several homages' to the late great father of the zombie horror genre George A Romero who i am sure would be giving this movie a big thumbs up from that cutting room in the sky. If you havent guessed by now I like this film it delivers all that flesh eating goodness that a zombie flim should .

The Next Film I would like to talk about is BrightBurn This Flipping of the Superman Origin story was totally chilling in in its presentation of the question what if superman was a serial killer rather than the big blue boyscout he has always been portrayed  as? The flim focuses on young Kansas Farming couple Tori and Kyle Bryer and their infertility then it cuts to home movies of their young son Brandon a typical  year old boy going up in america'e heartland . Things began to take a darker turn as the onset of puberty triggers brandons latent powers. I know what your thinking we get the kindly Jonathan Kent speech of doing great things with his powers oh not so gentle reader shit goes sideways pretty damn fast, One by one brandon starts eliminating people in his life who have irked him in the smallest of ways like any emo punk would.

Uncle Noah Bites the Big One Literally 

Particularity gruesome was his dispatching of his uncle noah kudos for the writer and the makeup and special effects crews for this sequence A very big mention goes to the killing of Brandons Father Kyle in a scene reminiscent of Amazon Primes new series The Boys .

Poor Kyle Thats one headache Excedrine wont fix

 This Film does wonders for the Nature vs Nurture  argument as Brandon degenerates from a likable Midwestern kid to a psychotic killer. I don't want to go into the plot too much if you haven't seen this movie DO! it is worth the price of purchase or admission and would be a fine addition to your home horror collection.

So there you have it faithful Followers  Our First Reviews of  2020 I hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed Writing it. So from myself, Brother James , The Countess Boobula and the rest of the gang here at the Monastery Of Mayhem Lets Keep america on top watch horror hosts ya'all and friends don't let friends wear lab coats!